Hitch: Here (hands me a small plastic basket loosely modeled after a camouflaged helmet filled with candy.)
Me: Is this supposed to be a parachute?
Hitch: No, it's a helmet.
Me: What's it for?
Hitch: Easter.
Me: Oh, is that today?
Hitch: It's Sunday, isn't it?
Me: Yeah. Is Easter the first Sunday of April?
Hitch: Fuck I dunno! Do I look like a bunny to you?
Me: Mmmm, mini snickers!
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