Sunday, April 5, 2009

Context free expert from the life of Stephen

Hitch: Here (hands me a small plastic basket loosely modeled after a camouflaged helmet filled with candy.)

Me: Is this supposed to be a parachute?

Hitch: No, it's a helmet.

Me: What's it for?

Hitch: Easter.

Me: Oh, is that today?

Hitch: It's Sunday, isn't it?

Me: Yeah. Is Easter the first Sunday of April?

Hitch: Fuck I dunno! Do I look like a bunny to you?

Me: Mmmm, mini snickers!

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